Sun-Kissed Serenity
The Tina Club Takeover
Ponderosa Guest Ranch
Forestburg, Texas
Aug 28-31, 2025
Peaceful & Powerful
The Tina Club Yoga Retreat
A Yoga Retreat
Inspired by the
North Texas Hill Country
Limited Availablity
An intimate retreat of fewer than 12 women
means
more time to focus on YOU.
During our takeover of this North Texas ranch, we will offer flow and restorative
yoga classes, sound healing, campfire activities, chef-prepared meals, and a
feeling of community.
You can hike, paddle around the pond, feed a real Texas longhorn, and maybe
kiss a donkey!
You're welcome to stay here and explore the ranch and your presence, or
expand outward into the area: visit small-town Texas, unique wineries, and more.
You can schedule a relaxing massage onsite. Or dig deeper with a life-coaching
session or an hour of private yoga.
Maybe you'll settle into a hammock under a tree with a good book and a cold
drink and allow yourself to enjoy your moment.
It's up to you.
The combination of planned activities and unplanned time enables you to
create the balanced retreat you need.
What Happens When The Tina Club
Takes Over The Whole Ranch?
You'll participate in as many
(or few) of the activities as you wish.
Reconnect with Your Place of Peacefulness.
Leave feeling
refreshed, relaxed, and full of joy.
You Deserve Time to Connect to Your
Inner Peace
Daily Yoga:
All Levels
Vinyasa, Restorative,
and More
Experience
Sound Healing
As you lie in comfort, your mind and spirit are transformed through waves of sound.
We spend so much of our time disconnected from the present moment and, in turn, ourselves. The running dialogue in our minds is continually preoccupied with what has happened in the past and how we must prepare for the future.
- By joining us at the beautiful Ponderosa Guest Ranch, you are eliminating many obstacles that get in the way of being your Peaceful and Powerful Self. Staying connected and present is a skill. Take time to practice.
Create Your Own Connections
Give Yourself the Gift of Focusing on Every Moment
- a space for you
We are taking over the WHOLE RANCH for this retreat again! It's more than enough space for this small group. We will not have more than 11 ladies sign up.
We will share four cabins and a newly-converted school bus.
Cabin 1 has one queen bed.
Cabins 2 & 3 have two single beds.
Cabin 4 has two sets of bunk beds.
The School Bus has one queen bed.
- Each cabin has its own bathroom with a connected OUTDOOR shower (a favorite of past guests!), comfortable beds, and rustic charm.
It's Just Us!
- come as you are
Restorative and Flow Yoga
Mats and Props
Sound Bath
Paddle Boarding
Hiking
Hammock
Labyrinth Meditation Path
All meals, snacks, and (non-alcoholic) drinks
Comfy bed in a cabin
In-cabin coffee/tea maker
Mini-fridge
Sunscreen/Bug spray
Lanterns/Flashlights
Basic Toiletries (soap, shampoo, conditioner)
Umbrella/Rain boots
- Welcome Gift
What's Included?
Transportation*
You are responsible for your own airfare and
transportation to the ranch and to/from the optional
off-site activities.
Travel Insurance*
Because of the nature of booking retreat locations in
advance, deposits are non-refundable. Please cover
yourself for the unexpected.
*New this year, TinaClubTravel can help arrange flights,
airport transfers, accommodation before/after the
retreat, travel insurance and more.
Alcohol
BYOB if you'd like something stronger than sweet tea.
Tips/Gratuity
- If you'd like to tip your chef, massage therapist, etc., we
suggest carrying cash or asking to have such a tip
added to your invoice.
Exclusions
- what is not included?
You deserve time to reconnect to yourself.
And others.
- give yourself a long weekend
“I recently had the pleasure of joining The Tina Club on a yoga retreat at The Ponderosa Guest Ranch, and I must say, it was an absolutely fantastic experience. Tina is an exceptional instructor who led us through restorative yoga sessions that left me feeling rejuvenated and relaxed. The deep and Thai massages were also a highlight of the retreat, and I felt truly pampered and cared for. The Ponderosa Guest Ranch was a beautiful setting for the retreat, and the gourmet chef's mind-blowing food made every meal a delicious treat. The attention to detail and consideration for guests' comfort and enjoyment was evident in every aspect of the retreat. One of the things I appreciated most about The Tina Club was the thoughtfulness behind the gift bags provided to guests. The inclusion of fun items like kites and bubbles encouraged us to let loose and play, which added an extra layer of enjoyment to the experience. Overall, I highly recommend The Tina Club to anyone looking for rejuvenation and enjoyable yoga. Tina's expertise, coupled with the beautiful setting and thoughtful touches, make for an unforgettable experience that will leave you feeling refreshed and renewed." -KEILA, SPRING '23 RETREAT PARTICIPANT
"The Tina Club Retreat was exactly what I needed to balance the stress of everyday life. Tina was an excellent host and didn’t miss a single detail. From the cute gift bags at the start to the personalized cards at the end. Tina planned out activities that focused on relaxation and self-exploration. She provided opportunities to build lifelong friendships and simultaneously left room for each one of us to discover something about ourselves. If you’re feeling overwhelmed by life, then I highly recommend going on a Tina Club Retreat!" -KRISTEN, SUMMER '22 RETREAT PARTICIPANT
Testimonials
You'll find Peaceful Moments
Among New Friends.
You'll experience the
Powerful Energy created by
Stepping Out of your Comfort Zone.
Yup, all that.
And S'mores.
- a peaceful and powerful weekend
4-Day, 3-Night Accomodations
(price per person)
The Firefly cabin holds two
bunkbeds that you'll share
with up to three wonderful
women.
share the bunkhouse
$1500
If you prefer a space for yourself, you are welcome to reserve either the converted school bus or the single cabin. Each contains a queen-sized bed.
These spaces are also available for two comfortable with sharing the bed.
the queen's quarters $2500
Be part of an unstoppable duo when you share this cozy cabin with your bestie, or your new friend. Two twin beds.
share a cabin $1850
Take Over Your Time
Besides the fabulous meals, inspiring yoga sessions, beautiful views and more that are included, you can add options to truly make this Takeover YOURS.
Add one, both, or none of these options.
- All options are only $40 each (to keep it simple.)
- One-Hour Massage
- Thai Massage
Getting To The Ponderosa Ranch
From DFW or Love Field in Dallas, the drive is about 1.5 hours (transportation not included).
From Wichita Falls airport, the drive is about an hour.
Just (about) an hour away
- from dallas or wichita falls
2183 FM 1749
Forestburg, Texas 76239
- The Ponderosa Guest Ranch Address:
I’ve added an extra day to this retreat, so if you would like to
explore the area, you will have unrushed time to do so.
Walk the square in St. Joe. Sip on a glass of wine at a local winery.
Explore and discover nature.
- I’ll be available to help you create an experience specifically for
you! Let’s talk!
Offsite Exploration
- community time
Hi, I'm Tina Haapala, a yogi, writer, travel agent, feminist, and human with a passion for helping people become their most Peaceful and Powerful selves through movement and mindfulness.
I've been practicing yoga for over 20 years, but didn't decide to take a yoga teacher training until late 2019. Working through my 200-level work during a worldwide pandemic gave me the gift of perspective (oh, yeah, it didn't feel like much of a present at the time!).
Eventually, I left my job as a marketing manager for a financial planning firm to launch a yoga business and a travel agency.
My mission is to guide people to discover the peace and power they already have within them, even as I continue ways to access that within myself.
- Tina
Meet Tina
- who is responsible for all of this?
Tina@TheTinaClub.com
Call/Text
940.295.5575
@thetinaclub
- Contact Me
Reserve Your Spot
Thursday, Aug. 28 - Sunday, Aug. 31,
2025
This retreat is for YOU, so let's talk about how to make it the best experience possible.
902 Broad Street #146
- Wichita Falls, Texas 76301
The Tina Club, LLC
- Offering yoga, travel, and retreats.
- by appointment only